that kid who volunteers to read aloud and is practically illiterate
(Source: sistersweaters)
cross off the things you've done
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.Collected something really stupid.Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.Helped someone.
Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.Cried yourself to sleep.Spent over $200 in one day.Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing. or snowboardingBeen sailing.Had a best friend.Lost someone you loved.Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.Skipped school.Had detention.Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary.Had a yard sale.Had a lemonade stand.Actually made money at the lemonade stand.Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.Swam with dolphins.
Taken a lie detector test.
Gone to sea world.Voted for someone on a reality TV show.Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.Gone to Europe.Loved someone you shouldn’t have.Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.Had a hamster/guinea pig.
Pet a wild animal.Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Know someone with HIV or AIDS.Made-out with someone.Played on a sports team.Snuck out of the house.
Swore at a teacher.Gone laser tagging.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.Been on the TV.French braided.
Skinny-dipped.Driven a car.Performed in front of an audience.Been in loveBeen on a train.
Seen a ghost.
Gone bungee-jumping.
Been to Mexico.
Crashed a car.
Sky dived.Been kissed in the rain.Made an 11:11 wish.Drank alcohol.Forwarded a chain letter.Made a mistake.
(Source: heartnothate)
Actual audio of Adele and Chris Brown’s confrontation from the Grammys.
JESUS CHRIST OMG!
damn she told him off lol.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
holy fuck, i laughed so hard at this.





